|"You're a slut, Chelsea!"|
I love a good quarrel. I should rephrase that. I love a good quarrel when I'm not in it. Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler are in a major feud.
You'd think there would be a mutual respect between female comedians. And to be honest, Joan Rivers paved the way for funny women years ago. Handler should be grateful she didn't have to pull herself up by the boot straps. Instead, Chelsea decided to pull herself up by the bra straps. (It's a well known fact that Chelsea slept her way to the top.)
I think they're jealous of each other. Why can't we all just get along?
|"I'm probably drunk right now."|