I Have Stuff To Say

I don't know why, but I woke up this morning thinking, "I have a lot of stuff to say. I should go post a blog about all the stuff I have to say." So, here I am.

Next time a Republican tries to argue with me I will just say: VAGINA.

That'll teach 'em!

But really, I don't follow politics as closely as some die-hard people I know. I generally know what's going on, but I don't focus a lot of energy towards it. I have other shit to do, and I can't sit around watching Mitt Romney getting locked out of his little tour bus. Okay, maybe I did see that one.

What other crap can I talk about? Oh! It's Father's Day weekend, folks! Tom got his present early this year (he usually does because I'm horrible at keeping surprises.) Guess what lucky ol' Tom got?

AN iPHONE!

Yay! It's his first iPhone ever. When he got it, and started playing with it, he looked at me with big sad eyes and said, "This phone is so cool."

And then I said, "Why the sad face?"

Tom, "Now I feel embarrassed that I was always showing off my old Android. I feel like the retarded kid in class. Always showing people and then them humoring me with 'Wowww, that's reallllly nicccce Tom."

Me, "Huh?"

Tom, "I'm so happy now."

Me, "Yay."