It was "Strawberry Shortcake: Mind Your Manners."
In Strawberry Shortcake the sour girl of the bunch is named "Raspberry." All she did is whine and complain and make life tough for the other little food girls. I never liked raspberries, they leave a bad taste in my mouth.
I think all universities should have a mandatory class about treating people fairly, with respect and love. Screw Intro to Philosophy, let's teach people "Please" and "Thank you," and while we're at it, "Hello, Nina, you look lovely today!" A girl can dream...
|"I come in peace, be nice to me and my hat"|
If people have to take driving tests to be on the road, then they should have to take an etiquette class before they can go out in public and interact with others. It would make life so much better for everyone. I bet we'd have less crime -- or at least we'd have more polite crime.
Instead of a mugger yelling, "Give me all your money, you stupid b*tch!" you'd be greeted with a smiling fellow who says, "Good morning! Sorry to trouble you, but I'll be stealing your purse if it's not too inconvenient." In fact, it would be so pleasant you may even want to throw in a tip. "Oh, no trouble at all. Here, take my watch too."
|If I stay perfectly still,|
nobody will be mean to me.
But I am officially boycotting raspberries! And bad-mannered apples! And mannequins too!